You Know You're Not a LOTR Fan If

- You can count all ten members of the fellowship.
- Gandalf the Black is totally the best character.
- Gollum is the coolest elf ever.
- Aragorn was the guy who blew up the Death Star, right?
- Hobbits is the masculine version of hobbies.
- Samuel and Fred are trying to destroy the necklace of power.
- Merry is a girl, right?
- They all live in metal earth.
- There's an evil nose on a giant stand near a mountain somewhere.
- The gnomes in the tress are Legless's siblings.
- Eowyn is a type of beer.
- A black rider is someone with a black belt in karate who can ride a pegasus.
- You absolutely love Gimli's bow and you want that axe named Sting.
- There's a horse that has something to do with faxing a shadow.
- Saurmon and Sauron are married.
- Fido lives in Bag Bottom.
- The mines of Maria are where Ganfalf's ring was made.
- Strider's real name is Aratoga and he's the rightful heir to the city of Gonper.
- The two plowers was your favourite book.
- There were nine rings given to the dwarves who are distantly related to the Barthog.
- Arwen and King Theodreadlock are madly in love.
- Shelob is a giant butterfly.
- Apparently, Boar Mirror's death was really sad.
- Biblo is Fido's great aunt.
- Elton lives in Drivenbell.

So, that happened. Hope you guys chuckled! Is anyone else still trying to come to terms with the fact that the last Middle Earth movie ever is coming out soon?